Kids, don't try this at home.

One last pre-cruise post.

If you happen to be employed by a major LV Strip poker room here is some friendly advice.

Don't:

• Wear your uniform, name badge and all, while playing in another house.
• Proceed to drink rivers of New Castle and Jägermeister until you are no longer functioning normally.
• Stand up from the 10s and physically confront the dealer (not me) because he asked you not to drop F-bombs between every other word.
• Continue this behaviour until security is called to escort you from the property.

You really had to work hard to reach this stage. First of all, you were toking generously so there was not a dealer in the room who wanted to see you evicted. Secondly, I'd like to think that dealers and floors would prefer to "protect their own", so to speak. You were granted maximum leeway but enough was enough. Here are some hangover cures that you may want to try tomorrow.

I have no doubt that if I did this my employment would cease to exist.